What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Your all fags

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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david what a baghead

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