knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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falling didnt make the difference

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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What you reading? reading?

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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