A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Hello Braydon

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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