Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Your all fags

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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david what a baghead

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