1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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joke

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Anti Joke

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