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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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