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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

I like colin but not as much as apple

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P