- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

the love boat

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

im a dragon, no im not

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Dance is a sport

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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