women's rights

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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hi

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Snooki

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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