SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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penis

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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