- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

0 + 0 = 0

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Mitt Romney penis

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Spell: “This word”

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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