Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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acualy is dolan

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Women.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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A man sat on a chair

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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