What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

I like colin but not as much as apple

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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