- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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spell backwards: taco cat

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

How do you hold someone in suspense?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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