- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Poop swing

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

im black

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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