What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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matty russel are you on here

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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