- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

There's a car about to hit me.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

A baby seal walks into a club.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Knock knock. Racism.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

im a dragon, no im not

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