- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

your mother

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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