What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Black People.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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one day i went to bed

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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A man walks into a bar

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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