Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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