- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Grammer is very important

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

You see how lame this is?

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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