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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.