- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

My parents died!

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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