So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Women's rights

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Justin's humor

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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