- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Your all fags

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

david what a baghead

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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