- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Joke.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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