- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Im cute hehehee

Poop swing

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

PSN IS UP

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

TIMMAH!

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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