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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

You see how lame this is?

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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