Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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A midget walks under a bar

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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homework

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Anti Joke

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