While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Grammer is very important

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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anti jokes are for fags

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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President Donald Trump

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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