- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Knock Knock Not Yet

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Nicolas Cage

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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