How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Brad Fuller!

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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nipple

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Anti Joke

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