Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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