How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Anti Joke

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