How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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My children are mistakes

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Women's rights

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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