- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

There's a car about to hit me.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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