What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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