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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What black and has children A black man

What did Delaware? A coat.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How many people live in China? At least ten.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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