Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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The Game

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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