What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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TIMMAH!

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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