How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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