What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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