- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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