- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

A horse walks into a barn.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Where's my baby??

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

*you're

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

There was an american man on the way to work.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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