How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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this is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

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