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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

At least I dont have AIDS.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

baby seal walks into a club

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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