A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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potatoes

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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