- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What black and has children A black man

womens rights

oh no, i've lost my tractor

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