- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Paper shield.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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