- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

general tso's broccoli

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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