- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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