Knock knock Come in

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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DESERT

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What's 9+10? 19

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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you

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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