Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Gingers.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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