- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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