Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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nipple

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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