Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Gingers.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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