Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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knock knock piss off

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

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