- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

You see how lame this is?

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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