- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

You read the Terms of Service.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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