Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Jesus was a good guy

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Brad Fuller!

Anti Joke

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