Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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men's rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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