- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

The joke below is absolute shit.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

There's a car about to hit me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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