- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

I hate black people. Because their black.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

A whale's vagina

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

The person below me is weird.

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