- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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