- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What's 9+10? 19

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

cliché rebecca black joke.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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