Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

nipple

Nickelback

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Jesus was a good guy

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

School

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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