you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

What's big and white?

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

i have to pee out my ass.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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