- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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