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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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