A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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WNBA

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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YOU

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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penus

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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fruit salad?

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Anti Joke

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