What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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knock knock piss off

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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This is not a joke

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pickle sniffer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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