- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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