- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

A whale's vagina

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

The person below me is weird.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Paper shield.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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