"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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