- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Your mums a penis joke.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

A man... walks.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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