What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Nickelback

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nipple

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Jesus was a good guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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