- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

I had sex with my mother in law

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

why does column have a letter n?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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