- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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